If you are a regular joe and if you work the 9 to 5 on a regular basis then i am quite sure that you have now become the automatic robotic zombie that we all turn out to be.
We all need the regular tips and advices on how to deal with the 9 to 5 once every thing gets monotonous and we all become the like dead zombies . As i am the know it all mister here are a few tips.
Please be cautioned that these are the advices of the self proclaimed master at work and does not include any medical or financial expertise.
On a starting note if you are the " too good for every one else, who knows everything and gets everything done on time, kinda best employee of the month" Just know that No body likes you, every one just laughs about you when you walk away and its people like you who invented something boring like MATH so lets get started
1) Get Your 8 hrs sleep.
You gotta be on your toes most of the time working in, so get your 8 hours sleep . Put off the Tv , Read your book on a weekend. Put away your phone and get your 8 hours sleep . i am sure you will feel great if you get your 8 hours sleep.
2) Get your job done
You are here to work people work work work.Most people i see around office have shit load of work to do and yet the first thing they do is log into face book look around the mail and just goof off.Trust me when you do your job and then you look at the time office is almost over.
3) Every one needs a coffee break/Smoking/eating Doma break
Are you being paid for staring at the computer whole day long? Are you Rajni kant??? If not.So get up go light a ciggy or make coffee .. go for walk get a doma listen to your favourite song along the way laugh if you can.;D ,Just laugh just think of the funniest shit and laugh
4) Lunch Break is lunch break
Go ahead with all the gossips with your frens if you want.Make sure you do it till 2 ocklock .Lunch break is not extra
5) Take a Nap
Do u feel sleepy after lunch.Take a nap.I am sure you will feel like a brand new person.
6) Talk to your favorite person
We all have that one person in the office whom we like a lil more than others .One way to do time traveling in office is just go ahead and talk to that person .make your day.Smile
7) Watch a movie/write a blog
SO you are done for the day you had your coffee ,you are done with your work ,you had your nap So why dont you just kick back and watch a movie ,write a blog.
8) Stare at the wall
One way to lose track of time is to stare at the wall ,just stare at the wall ,you can also dig your nose if you want to .Make sure there are no people around
9) Take leave
Done be the man who never takes a leave.If you get 10 days leave ,then take the 10 days leave i am sure u have better tings to do.
10)Work WOrk work.
On a serious note we all get paid so get to work
We all need the regular tips and advices on how to deal with the 9 to 5 once every thing gets monotonous and we all become the like dead zombies . As i am the know it all mister here are a few tips.
Please be cautioned that these are the advices of the self proclaimed master at work and does not include any medical or financial expertise.
On a starting note if you are the " too good for every one else, who knows everything and gets everything done on time, kinda best employee of the month" Just know that No body likes you, every one just laughs about you when you walk away and its people like you who invented something boring like MATH so lets get started
1) Get Your 8 hrs sleep.
You gotta be on your toes most of the time working in, so get your 8 hours sleep . Put off the Tv , Read your book on a weekend. Put away your phone and get your 8 hours sleep . i am sure you will feel great if you get your 8 hours sleep.
2) Get your job done
You are here to work people work work work.Most people i see around office have shit load of work to do and yet the first thing they do is log into face book look around the mail and just goof off.Trust me when you do your job and then you look at the time office is almost over.
3) Every one needs a coffee break/Smoking/eating Doma break
Are you being paid for staring at the computer whole day long? Are you Rajni kant??? If not.So get up go light a ciggy or make coffee .. go for walk get a doma listen to your favourite song along the way laugh if you can.;D ,Just laugh just think of the funniest shit and laugh
4) Lunch Break is lunch break
Go ahead with all the gossips with your frens if you want.Make sure you do it till 2 ocklock .Lunch break is not extra
5) Take a Nap
Do u feel sleepy after lunch.Take a nap.I am sure you will feel like a brand new person.
6) Talk to your favorite person
We all have that one person in the office whom we like a lil more than others .One way to do time traveling in office is just go ahead and talk to that person .make your day.Smile
7) Watch a movie/write a blog
SO you are done for the day you had your coffee ,you are done with your work ,you had your nap So why dont you just kick back and watch a movie ,write a blog.
8) Stare at the wall
One way to lose track of time is to stare at the wall ,just stare at the wall ,you can also dig your nose if you want to .Make sure there are no people around
9) Take leave
Done be the man who never takes a leave.If you get 10 days leave ,then take the 10 days leave i am sure u have better tings to do.
10)Work WOrk work.
On a serious note we all get paid so get to work
